~ Frances Kitson
This past Tuesday night, I attended my very first ever theatrical gala: the PuSh Festival opening gala. I confess that as evening drew on, I didn’t really want to go, it being dark and cold and whatnot outside. The cosiness of my room was awfully appealing on that January night, but I knew that I’d enjoy myself once I was there, and so I ignored my whining, ruthlessly bundled myself into longjohns and a ski jacket, and tramped off into the night, tea-filled travel mug in hand.
I am glad I went, and I did have a good time – and I will get to the actual gala in a moment – but it brought up a topic for me: going out in the cold.
Now, I know that this is not the most exciting of topics. Dressing for the cold is not difficult. Even I, a Vancouverite, can do it. (I have, to my credit, survived four winters and one in Montreal, and so know what it is to have wind-induced tears freeze on my eyelashes and to feel as though my nasal cavities have frozen over in two seconds flat.) Canadians are meant to know how to do dress for winter, what with being residents of the Great White North’n’all. (We’ll carefully sidestep the fact that 90% of us live well below the 60th parallel.) Longjohns, fleece, wool socks, toques (bobbles optional), mittens, felt-lined boots, snow pants, merino long underwear, glove liners, four metre long scarves – the equipment is there.
The problem arises when you want to go out into the cold and remain somehow stylish. Parkas are awesome temperature-wise, but they don’t do much for the figure. So what do you do? Do you dress for the inside of wherever you’re going, such as the club, and just suffer the wind whipping up inside your skirt and freezing your poor little exposed toes? (Gender-specific there, I realise.) Do you, as I have done, bundle yourself up warmly then take along your dancing outfit – including shoes – in a shoulder bag and mutter to yourself indignantly when the coat check forces you to fork over another three dollars for your coat, fleece vest, and sweater? Or do you – ha – wear sensible clothes to the club?
Discard that last one on the grounds of nonsensicalness.
If you’re going somewhere that doesn’t require physical exertion, it’s not that onerous. One can easily dress well and warmly for a fancy dinner out. But there is a crucial dilemma when you’re going out to a social event in which you will likely – hopefully – work up a sweat, because you don’t want to freeze on the way there, and you don’t want to faint on the dance floor.
Some of us, of course, have cars. That helps – you don’t have to spend quite so much time outside. But what of those of us on public transit? I have seen women clearly bound for the club on buses and SkyTrains, and some of them are exposing an awful lot of skin to the elements. Are they naturally warm-blooded? Are they relying on alcohol as a circulatory aid? Or is the cold worth it in the name of feeling hot?
(I’m actually not convinced that they do feel hot – a whole bunch of these gals with short hemlines and plunging necklines display an awkward body language which signals discomfort, making me really mad about the hypocritical mixed messages floating around that tell girls to flaunt it but to keep their legs together. But I think that’s another post.)
Plus I also suspect that there’s a whole male side to this that I don’t know about: gentlemen, do any of you feel social pressure to suffer through the cold? I know that there’s a derogatory term in German for non-alpha-male guys that means either “warm-bather” or “warm-showerer”, implying that real men wash in cold water and it’s unmanly to require comfort. I know I’ve seen guys going out without coats, and thinking to myself that they couldn’t possibly be warm.
Anyhow – what do y’all out there think? What do you do? If anyone out there hates being uncomfortable as much as I do and yet manages to not feel like a dowd at social events, do let me know your strategy.
Now! On to the actual gala. (At which, I confess, I felt mildly dowdy, but it was worth it to be able to feel my toes.) It was super lovely. I was delighted to discover that even though I went alone, there were many folks I knew, giving me the feeling of being at a rather large house party. The music wasn’t too loud – and managed to be good and charming and hilarious, with Fang singing about hipsters playing sports and how children of divorce are better-looking.
My Official Favourite Moment of the evening was during e.s.l.’s set. They were doing a song whose name I completely forget, but may have been as simple as “The Princess and the Dragon”, which was a near-instrumental piece that was introduced as being performance art and based on a Polish legend. I think.
Anyhow, the music slowed down during the dramatically tense climax of the piece, and lo and behold, if there weren’t folks out on the dance floor – including my buds Lauren Kresowaty and Emily Kedar – who enacted the princess/dragon fight with their respective dance partners.
Theatre people. They’re nuts. I love ‘em. Go PuSh!